Heart's Desire: My Kid Says Funny Things

For those of us with children, we've all experienced those times where they say something that makes us chuckle or even laugh out loud.  Over the past few months, I've captured quotes from my little one, with the intention to create a cute scrapbook page to mark the memories.  In the interim, I thought I'd share the top 10 quotes I found amusing.

10.  "...do you think you can make me a snack, let's say - ahhh - popcorn!?"

9.   "I put a spoon in the freezer because it'll make it snow and we'll have a day off from school."

8.   "How do you keep a skunk from smelling?  You hold his nose."

7.   "Your car needs to be washed, it's so dirty!  Can you ask Daddy to wash it?"

6.   "Mommy, [boy's name], can be so annoying...I've had it!"

5.   "When you ate Frosted Flakes when you were a little girl, was the box black and white?"

4.   "Mommy, I'm so sorry I kicked you in the shin with my ice skate."

3.   "Can I have the Parmesan cheese for my spaghetti.  Wait, is it good?  What is the inspiration date?"

2.   "That's really not funny...boooo!"

1.   "...why are they called chopsticks when they don't chop?"

Have your kids ever said something funny?  Why not share it in a comment below, I'd love to read about it.       

Enjoy your day... 

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